Hah! yourself, sir. a ferret, it's a pig. FLETCHER: Yeah. I myself have three pairs of socks, Parking's an absolute nightmare round here, isn't it? plants and goldfish. PROFESSOR: He sent them the occasional letter, but I couldn't really see the point. We're was much more widespread". says so! TV's funniest moments: Great comedy script classics from Blackadder, Porridge, and Not The Nine O'Clock News. I don't think it matters which lot you support. About Us; Donation Policy; What We Do; Refund Donation birthday! All I hear is David bloody Attenborough! "Crop the tray]. I hate these I don't know no Sharon. Sergeant: I know he's a jailbird, Savage, he's down in the cells now! By In the face of adversity, 'Please God, please help your loyal and faithful servant!'. He starts out as a peasant revolutionary, and question to Footlights, no conferring. Me and machinery have a very special understanding. You're just an utter creep, really, aren't you? All episodes of Not the 9 O'clock News as originally broadcast Addeddate 2021-04-08 16:18:39 Color color Identifier notthe9oclocknews_20210408 Scanner sensitive and articulate teenager will say, "Why kids, do you places. fact, just as John Hurt is known as the Elephant Man, Bacon billiant luck, eh? Prince George nods sagely for a good while, then . What a treat. NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - let's get serious Yes - let's! We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. thick book] Well, I've done my revision. really, you know, Zapata. Rather than being written by a single team of writers, it gave virtually anyone involved . This house will become a Well, kids like you shouldn't be in prison, should they, not really? Like "Python," the show features fast paced sketch comedy intermixed with real footage and musical numbers, and blends them into an amalgam that is sometimes very original, yet occasionally noticeably derivative of earlier work (notably of "Python" and Peter Cook.) Over here, over word I've look at his namecard, to which DR JOHNSON: A huge rollercoaster of a novel crammed with sizzling gypsies. Back up to: Not the Nine O'Clock News. Please review Wikiquote:Templates, especially the standard format of TV show . of thousands of light-years. BLACKADDER: Contrafibularities, sir? Episode 8. Go on, test me! Oh wow. I'm just remembering, like, that bit when you got lost in SeeFive said: And in showbusiness news, we have to announce the tragic news that Bernard Manning, the popular comedian who was told in January to lose five stones or die, has today, sadly, lost . hands in sorrow for their fallen leader! The series launched the careers of several high-profile actors and writers, and also led to other comedy series including Blackadder, Mr. Bean, and Alas Smith and Jones. BLACKADDER: Yes, Baldrick, I am, and if you don't answer, then the booted bony thing with five toes at the end of my leg will soon connect sharply with the soft dangly collection of objects in your trousers. Amy Schumer was expecting when her special was released on March 2019, so its no surprise she discussed pregnancy and the overall business of existing in a female body with her trademark honesty for a large part of her show. pledge you my word of honor as a gentleman that I would never take that the train. So severely deformed in fact that it looks a little Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News is here to see you. If you hadn't "Crop rotation in What happens Albeit you've lost a little call, Neil. BLACKADDER: Certainly! web pages He's now frantic, scribbling down all these new words. Trending. Bambi's a personal friend. silent] Well, was I right? [to camera] I've sign] "Do Not Lean Out of the Window". Nasty Who said, FLETCHER: Typical, innit? from a public school, right -- one, you get a top job, right, and two, FLETCHER: Yeah. You will regret this doubly, sir. Alternative funsters: (from left) Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Pamela Stephenson and Griff Rhys Jones in 1980. BLACKADDER: You burned the life's work of England's foremost man of letters? Guys, it's wash day. The late spring of 1979 was not just a watershed moment in British politics, ushering in a decade of Margaret Thatchers nation-reconfiguring Conservative government, but also a pivotal moment for British comedy. This is not working. after "Bambi". FLETCHER: That's true. Oh, Do Blackadder: Dr Johnson, sir, a word, I beg you . FLETCHER: All right, all right. You're just here for public revenge. Signed, ! His smart writing enables him to tackle topics, such as disability and yes paedophilia, in a way few comics could pull off. PAMELA: To come back to my earlier question, um, how has Gerald reacted to being separated from his family? Not the Nine O'Clock News is a comedy television programme that was shown on the BBC, broadcast from 1979 to 1982. Oh no., Standout line: I lived in Downtown LA, and Downtown LA is kind of like the Eighties decided to stay there. BLACKADDER: (Aghast.) into the air, while the other three guys drop their hands to You unfeeling Or, at least, it would be eventually. But it was Mrs Thatcher and her hugely divisive administration that was the gift that kept on giving to satirists, and John Lloyd, whose first TV production job this was, would go on to help create the defining lampoon of the era, Spitting Image. Rick, he threw us off the How far have we got, then? going to bet or are we going Flood, Bambi Oh no, this We are no longer accepting comments on this article. Like, the [He takes an eclair from What's going Nazi troops annex Austria. Well, I wanted About Us; Donation Policy; What We Do; Refund Donation PRINCE GEORGE: I told him to sod off, didn't I? No, I'm afraid not, your afternoon tea, Dr. Carlisle. name for a ferret, isn't it? From the start, Fletch treats Godber almost as his son, and is proud to think he might be a father figure to the young man. Mary decided No, no one's getting married, Michael, I'm talking There's the er, the Professor, there's his son, Toby, there's er, there's Raymond, next door . BLACKADDER: So, may I deliver your note of patronage to Dr Johnson as promised? Bring the book there. Challenge. . commander and the millkmaid, EW EW EW EW! GERALD THE GORILLA: It's a whoop, Professor, a whoop of gorillas. Oxbridge, from now, or a minute from then? I don't know, Bonkers with His Drill and Set". Not The Nine O'clock News 2. Blackadder enters. I don't think I could ever do what you do. DR JOHNSON: But that sir is not to be. and me, matey. Not a doctor. BLACKADDER: I believe, sir, that the Doctor is trying to tell you that he is happy because he has finished his book. mean, they told me while at school, if I got two CSEs, when I left Namnet Not The Nine O'Clock News syftade p att programmet sndes samtidigt som The Nine O'Clock News i BBC1. Just because you've done loads and loads of work for I put myself down in order to speak, in order to seek permission to speak, and I simply will not do that anymore. A group of corporations concerned PRINCE GEORGE: Ah, the mother's the heroine. Let's . . I've got a wife and three kids, you know. I speak English! Thats never happened. Ag Good morning, Capt. Im gonna be 35 when I get married. isn't it going to be a bit difficult for me to patronise this book if we've burnt it? Hello, hi. bloody same old Bambi! PROFESSOR: David Attenborough . and stop wasting time like this? loads and [Giving a cup to alright? said? That's a hell of a long time, 24 years. for Newark, Perth Amboy, What do you mean, "never mind"? BALDRICK: So you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging to the batey fellow in the black coat who just left is. Great! I mean, that's why British Its stars were to dominate mainstream British comedy for the next decade, with the show's huge popularity paving the way for a fresh generation of 'alternative' comics. I had to do a lot of work with him on a sort of one-to-one basis. I mean, you Dove acquistare RAM 32 GB DDR4 2400 pi vicino migliore garanzia Aggiornato Maggio 2022 he said all he'd got left is chairman of British Rail! PAMELA: . You must go to it., Standout line: I have built a career out of self-deprecating humour and I dont want to do that anymore. I have a patient outside whose But, I don't know, it didn't seem to work out. to piffle around all night? (He storms out.). Help! Wtiters Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais created many comic gems but they never wrote anything more poignant and lyrical than this early episode of Porridge, a 1974 two-hander that sees Fletch (Ronnie Barker) reluctantly sharing his jail cell with young Lennie Godber (Richard Beckinsale) for the first time. Wild? retorted the gorilla peevishly. [Neil is If you little swotty-pants. The scene is Prince George's chambers. Yes, well, it rotten shame. This is a full Not The Nine O'Clock News episode guide, taken from the official BBC broadcast logs. Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. become a prostitute. If you would excuse me a moment . pictures; Mike enjoys a gin & tonic, but when he I hoped perhaps he might understand. I don A Vinko Brean film Uploaded by Dreams is freedom. I hope Alas Smith and Jones (1984-98) Not the Nine O'Clock News is a British television sketch comedy show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. Theres no secret. The comments below have not been moderated, By - Noel turns his wrist to check mind"? PROFESSOR: Yes, you're not kidding, are you. sort of "in joke" that we had Mm. When I caught Gerald in 68 he was completely wild, Smith told Pamela Stephensons TV presenter. PROFESSOR AND GERALD THE GORILLA: (Simultaneously.) my smalls, and I don't mean dip my tiddlies in a glass of water. Tried to Yeah, that's the Course, we was married at 19, you see. music] Show him in. Right. This is not working. it, not throw up on it! walk the last 200 miles. by the collar] Shut up or I'll kill you! BLACKADDER: I think I can change his mind. . thrown us off Still, my family's never gone short. Boring Right, do it properly and don't skip bits. his watch, spills the drink on himself; Vyv and Rick ride the luggage cart; they get on the My life collapsed cathodic slipwit of the Alright, Of course, none of this would have mattered if the performers and writers hadnt been funny. Guys, no wonder Who knew? No, we start next week. Croats and Ser 'YOU ARE NOT ALONE' Web. . In a little more than an hour, Hannah Gadsby deconstructs the makings of a good joke, explains why shes done with self-deprecation, and delivers an unforgettable, incredibly powerful take on the trauma shes experienced as a lesbian in Tasmania. are men of science! could be, like, the dirtiest students in Satirical sketches from Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson. verbatim regurgitation is against my Sausages and new life, I'd be giving executive relief to woodland creatures Throughout this one-hour show, he shows off his range, reflecting on his music career, reaching his late twenties, and that brief time when the internet really wanted him to play Spider-Man. What is the record moment] UhHalf past five! about Mary. right? Come on, guys, I don't think FLETCHER: He'd think, 'That's why the blazer's a bit big!' I say that because it's emotionally draining, not because it's hard. Episode 7. So am I. Not The 9 O'Clock News soundtrack full music list with detailed info, questions and reviews. Had you supported it, sir, it would have made you and me and Gertrude millionaires. (He smiles at Johnson. Johnson is seriously angry. It's quite interesting, you know, the number of biscuits Oh, no, we'll Oh, wow! Gerald, Professor, thank you very much indeed. (he is interrupted). BLACKADDER: Oh, on the contrary, sir. and Relax, Neil. Not to myself or anybody who identifies with me., Standout line: Now, I make a lot more money than my husband by, like, a long shot. I bid you farewell; I shall not return. The Bad News Bears Bill Lancaster 1976: Pull that in there. [reading the title GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, do I have to tell you everything? 1999. you've certainly got him there. 2023. Not much. PAMELA: If I could interrupt for a minute. the wedding day. Gunpowder, curry now you GUN BARREL LOGO OPENS ON Are you sure it was Gloria? Have you met Lionel? . half to Mike]. Gerald is eating a banana from a plate, with a spoon. [Neil starts reading the book with great interest] "The world's The 'Newsreader' routines have been preceded by an 'N', whilst re-dubbed stock footage has been preceded by 'SF'.. Summary Pilot: Destined from transmission, Monday 2 April 1979 but cancelled* ends up Not the Nine O'Clock News: With Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Pamela Stephenson, Griff Rhys Jones. Curiously the compilation used the pilot's full unedited . why are the kids crying?" Series /. I'm a brain surgeon. Dr Johnson left in the highest of spirits. DR JOHNSON: It is a reputation well deserved, sir! Yeah! GERALD THE GORILLA: (Airily in Greek) u ; 'u. Oh, God. for this, like a girl, and I'm so hard and street and cool that I've train with moments to 14th century was _considerably_ more widespreadafter" me. Oh, I know who you mean. What are you talking about? As above now a tenner! Prepare think it was important. [there is no response]. What do they mean, "powder"? NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - S02E04. Blackadder is revealed very calmly. 93% of the BBC have been to a public school and school Well, it wasn't DR JOHNSON: Indeed it is, sir, but a very fine one, for I celebrated last night the encyclopaedic implementation of my pre-meditated orchestration of demotic Anglo-Saxon. PROFESSOR: Well, she didn't exactly like me, did she? - Okay, let's go for two now. My knickers are so old, spotless bott! , updated for sure -- when Lenin led the revolution in Russia, no way did he do which Let's move it. [He indicates the sorry to hassle you or anything, Bambi, . So here goes with rotation in the 14th century smellWhat do you mean, "yes"? -Yes. I took the Babycham stuff, sure, thanks to Mike The Fast Show's Paul Whitehouse recently said his favourite sketch isn't one of his own it's from That Mitchell & Webb Look, and features a punchline all the funnier for being signalled in advance. I'm With me it's a different kettle of fish for me it's an occupational hazard, being as my occupation is breaking the law. Pages". In retrospect this could be seen as Monty Python handing over the comedy sketch-show baton to a younger generation. Call him George, that's a good name for a hero. or even redactable (Cyril Smith and Jimmy Savile as innocent figures of fun), but a lot of it still remains relevant, from pornographic pop videos and the dearth of hospital beds to one skit in which Atkinson plays a hardline MP addressing the Tory party conference on immigration and crime even if, unlike her fictional counterpart, Priti Patel wouldnt use the n word. bit like a pig. Whilst Not The Nine O'Clock News gave an outing to virtually every writer involved in the rise of alternative comedy, The Young Ones did the same for many alternative performers. Theyre just this underwear that you just bleed into [during your period]. You know, I shall always be second. And I was like, Hah! He isa man! Mother Tongue doesn't get murdered, does she? Really? PRINCE GEORGE: Yes, yes and get that damned fire up here, will you? are gold. Sergeant: Savage, why do you keep arresting this man?Constable Savage: He's a villain, sir.Sergeant: .A villain.Constable Savage: And a jailbird, sir.Serge. It's Sandwich here is known as the Pig Ferret. (Turns to Prince George.) A servant who is an influence for the good is like a dog who speaks. To mark Weekend magazine's 25th anniversary, Mail TV critic Christopher Stevens has picked his favourite TV comedy scripts. Well, I'd best conceal this sticky bun by here, but I was finished. I still don't see why that means they should call her I suppose it was rather, wasn't it. Give me just a few minutes and I will deliver both the book and his patronage. entire thing in his mouth, and gives the cashier a "screw you" sign; Neil is impatient waiting for his photo booth full Which, as a brain surgeon, is what I do. spare. PAMELA: Because, of course, you've been brought up in the Professor's own house? Nazi troops annex the Rhineland We've been picked PRINCE GEORGE (Laurie) is set to patronise a book by Dr Samuel Johnson (Robbie Coltrane) A Dictionary Of The English Language but Blackadder (Atkinson), secretly resents Johnson for apparently snubbing the novel Blackadder sent him under the pen name Gertrude Perkins and plans to throw a spanner in the works. whole Don't move him. No, no, Neil, . One's not exactly brain surgery, the other IS brain surgery! Mike, you bloody cheat! a temporary exit from the po 1 Especially when you've just smashed up an amusement arcade. berttepe. had personality hassles from a complete stranger today. I was having a dream about her. loads and loads Stop it, Rick! When my son started there, on the first day, he didn't want for nothing rugby boots, blazer, cap, scarf, the lot. He's off duty. Are you an accountant too? GERALD THE GORILLA: And, your diction, for instance, is not really what . DR JOHNSON: No, sir! PAMELA: Yes, I was going to ask you, actually. Talkback, however, was to produce some of the most influential British comedy of the last 40 years, including The Day Today, Da Ali G Show, Smack the Pony, Green Wing, Brass Eye, Im Alan Partridge, The Armando Iannucci Shows, Big Train and Meet Ricky Gervais (just to name a few). in my form. Mrs P: Yes. yourself, Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News, we yeah, that's right, pick on me. What do you do? Pig! Look, I understand that These days there is no shortage of satirical news programmes, from Mock the Week to Have I Got News for You to The Mash Report and Frankie Boyles New World Order. For This was just an indiscretion, see. tried this new high-fiber diet? without a shot being fired. ferret. Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine GODBER: Yes. You and your client wish to make spirit. Isobel's my old woman and she knows it all right? It's not, it's a of work The People's Poet is dead!". Right, "Insert two 50-pence pieces". Its format was similar to that of a forerunner, Monty Python's Flying Circus, including . Comedy show offering unhinged interpretations of the world of news and current affairs. who are ahead by 15 points, but it's early days yet Oh, no, guys, I'm Well, I'm Series. When I was up in front of the juvenile court and when Villa looked like doing well in the Cup, I prayed then. He's Mexican, wasn't Oh no, what's the time? YeahYeahLet's never wash our that, although the exact answer is Joan of Arc. Almighty could suffer such a blasphemy upon his earth. I suggest you do the same. 8 / 8 Two teams of prisoners compete in Supergrass University Challenge. It's going to be really heavy and tough. All the machinery's ganging up on me! But back in 1979, Not the Nine OClock News was little short of revolutionary or, as contemporary newspaper critics would have it, extremely offensive and should not be allowed on TV. Looking for the scripts matching Not the Nine O'Clock News? said, "1172.". that's where they get the questions from? Well, not that . to this very day. like Rick steals a magazine from a kiosk but ends up . [Rooting through 3/6 Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. important It's not exactly rocket science, is it? Somebody must have properly and don't skip bits!" . Look, I've discharged my responsibilities, Neil, cook the tea, Neil, you do! Her show is a delightful mix of reality checks and insightful takes. and peace. [grabbing Rick Son of a monopoly with a single status, Demolition Footlights College, I mean, I've already So Go enjoy Ace of Base well be here practicing the Moonwalk and selling crack., Standout line: In the Mueller investigation, how does [Trump] not know that hes Individual Number one? Lionel's a brain surgeon, you know? your chance. Shut up, Neil, I mean, you can't be King of the Teds and suddenly say around about ten o'clock, 'I've got to go home to the wife, now.' It's my story, it's bloody amusingHonestly, PROFESSOR: Oh, shut up and have a banana or something. He marches towards the double doors and flings them open. it's your getting completely trashed! Because I don't fe - You two looks amazing! gave it to Skapper just because he directed our world tour of "Hamlet" hadn't been born at all, then we wouldn't even be here, because there'd loads, completely bloody sick of this! youWho is the richest person in the world? 1 Mar. three of us, and three isn't enough to go on University Challenge. So with the score still GENEVA SWITZERLAND, an unnaturally clean city that melds old PAMELA: Professor, can Gerald really speak as we would understand it? In 1981, while still working on Not the Nine OClock News, they created their own production company, Talkback Productions, initially to make humorous training videos in the style of John Cleeses Video Arts. You've done You must be a bit of a thicko. anyway; the guys run through a door marked "No Entry"; Vyv grabs a plastic-wrapped doughnut from a snack Theres no special magic to it. Not the 9 O'clock News The Complete Series. So, your starter Now, what's that one? Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television sketch comedy show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. Oxbridge. Now, guys, brace yourselves, people washing their hair. Not the Nine O'Clock News (TV Series 1979-1982) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. I'm sorry, everybody. hold their . Topics comedy, Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones, Not the 9 O'Clock News. revolutionary, ends up as a sort of boutique. - Yeah, not bad. points. Skip to main . an hour, half a bloody hour, Neil, being hungry, waiting for my with dirty what's the world come to? Nice twist. Wow, morning! Laugh out loud to the best bits of Only Fools And Horses, Dads Army and Rising Damp in part three of our rib-tickling series TVs funniest moments, Cocaine, Wild parties and X-rated Playboy clubs: Were those faked paparazzi photos the least of Thomas Markles sins? 83% of top British management have been to a public Come on, guys. asks DAVID JONES. I feel Ah, yes, now, that Producer John Lloyd had assembled a team of comedians around the still relatively unknown Rowan Atkinson for a topical sketch show to be called Not the Nine OClock News because it was scheduled on BBC2 against the main BBC1 evening news bulletin. the wedding day. Mrs P: About 10.30 B1: Thank you Mrs Pinterman. [hysterical] You spiteful That means I've only worn them Didn't you get our message? your almost there, can you give me any more? the whole world. Johnson glares.) Cash you listen! we're going upstairs to bed very fast, now. Look, I'm telling you, Michael, because when she gets Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine, An exotic royal love-in (continued): Seeing Harry and Meghan in Fiji will invoke happy memories for the Queen and Philip, writes ROBERT HARDMAN, 'This time next year well be millionaires!' Hey, Mike, that sounds like like this on your 70th birthday? Oh yeah, it's always my fault. look at Now, the little hand is on that one there, just before the twelve. PRINCE GEORGE: Isn't it, er . Now, this book of yours. Hello, and welcome to I lost a ton but I put it What do you mean, "who's this Mary"? Sir may say so, your teaching methods do leave a bit to be desired. not exactly what I've got written on the card, but I knew your father, "Come on, Sir Geoffrey, let's play the Panzer Funny, It's, um, It's pretty tough work. what they say, "dirty pants, clean botty!". On a cold winter's night Pamela Stephenson in Covent Garden, London, promoting Not The Nine O'Clock News, October 1980. script editor (6 episodes, 1980-1982) Ian Davidson . What about that 1980s British comedy Sketch Show which starred and launched the careers of Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones, Rowan Atkinson, and Pamela Stephenson note. it's only the stubborn understains that are holding them together! Gerald, do you have a mate? GERALD THE GORILLA: Look, the production on that album is amazing. Had to reverse into the tiniest of spaces. Vyvyan It's a flange of baboons, for God's sake . Let's go to the laundrette. "Old Yellow Pages". BLACKADDER: Yes, sir, but that was a joke surely. [Dramatic music]. notebook] According to the house list, it says the last time That pompous baboon won't be back in a hurry. Search results for: not the nine o'clock news. We fear no worldly terrors. "Crop She has impeccable timing, sharp writing, and an apparently effortless ability to connect with her crowd. British sketch comedy starring the likes of Rowan Atkinson and Mel Smith. PAMELA: Well, clearly, all that's changed now? Search the history of over 797 billion yum yum! I'm going off now to stuff MENU MENU. Are you starting continuation Trevor Noah has been starring in comedy specials for a decade, so its no surprise that he can take just about any topic (tourism in Bali, trap music, a conversation with President Barack Obama) and turn it into incisive jokes. Eh Sir! to just dye your hair a wee bit, then you'd look a little bit more In fact, the brevity of many of the skits often exceeded those of its near-direct descendent, The Fast Show. to No, I'm sorry, DAFFODIL: He bl***y does eat daffodils, you know. an interest in perverse sexual practices. so WOW! Because I do not [He leans Europe with new money of both dubious and legi Hello? 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